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Quality.

Great animation, amusing, cliche plot

Hmmm.

Decent animation and sound. Cliche story. Short, choppy fight scenes.

Rough around the edges, but overall a solid piece of work. 3/5.

HellBentGoose responds:

Hey, what up?

Thanks!

Well done.

You really put a lot of effort into this. I like the parallels between this and Crossroads, especially Caprice 5 being the final blow. Kudos to you, good sir.

I hate anime.

I fucking hate anime. I mean, seriously. If I wanted to see angsty teens fag it up with drama, magic, and a terribly cliche plot, I would LARP.

...Although you did put some hard work into this. 3/5 for effort.

Interesting.

A bit slow paced, could have used a bit more animation for some parts that were long scenes, but I loved the style and music involved. I have to admit too, I was pretty confused at the message intended. Somehow I don't see how light bulbs, balloons, and "Brake of War" are really related.

Great style, good animation. 3/5

Not bad.

Keep working on your FBF skills and you'll be good in no time. Some tweening / movie clips wouldn't be bad, either.

Omhatoen responds:

hey what's up man?
alright, ill try

Great

The only inaccuracy is the fact that these 'people' IRL are all 13.

Mangled English:
LOLN00BUGOTPWNEDBYMYNADELOLOLOLL2PNUB OMGIDIDNTHAXURTEHN00BWHOCANTPLAYRIGHT IMTEHL337Z0RUSTOOPIDF*XOR!!1111111111 !!1111ROFLBBQ!!!11

Ending summary:
It is now clear that I am a shell of a man, wasting away in a game created a decade ago because I'm too afraid to leave this small community status I've spent years building... My dreams of being a pro-gamer in the only game capable of supporting itself as an e-Sport in the West have shattered as I realize it's a pipe dream, and in fact I'm just not good enough.

Flash-hacking FTW.
Also, BBQ != Barbecue, but rather 'Bitch be quiet'

I can see why you did so well...

1) Fucking gay curve
2) Anime-related
3) VG Parody
4) Liberal use of swearing
5) Lack of funny

AlmightyHans responds:

Read my author's comments you dumb shit, this was made inspired by "How to Succeed one NG"

alcoholism = lulz

lulz inspiring indeed. good job, kris.

...Doesn't deserve top 10.

Good animation and story, but not top 10 worthy.

"The U.N. ought to abolish half-life," Joe said. "As interfering with the natural process of the cycle of birth and death." Mockingly, Al Hammond said, "If god approved of half-life, each of us would be born in a casket filled with dry ice."

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